Financial Chaos


Dear Bank of America:

(Let’s just assume that you really are BofA, and not some spammer hoping to capitalize on the collapse of the American economy.)

I understand that you may be a little nervous and twitchy today. These are challenging times. But, that does not excuse your confusion as to who is and who isn’t a customer of your institution. I do not have any account with you. I never have.

Although, that could change any day now, couldn’t it?

Never mind, then. Keep on banking, big boy.


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