Illegal Fudge


Saw an interesting ad today while I was at lunch. Huge white lettering on the rear windshield of a woman’s dirty red Nissan X-Terra:

Fudge so good… it should be ILLEGAL!

Now, don’t get me wrong. I’m sure her fudge is pretty tasty. It may even be heavenly. But, to assert its perfection to the point that laws should be passed is pushing it a little.

I also have a hard time accepting that there isn’t a better fudge out there. If this were the fudge to end all fudges, then why isn’t she driving a Lexus? Can she not afford a good wash? What does a dirty car say about her food preparation? Maybe nothing. Maybe the fudge is fantastic. Maybe it is the best fudge in all of Van Nuys.

Crap. I’m now second-guessing myself. I should have ordered from the fudge X-Terra.


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