The 7 Steps to a Highly Successful Reality TV Career

07Sep07

1. Start writing, singing, and taking pictures of yourself, no matter how good you are at any of them.

2. Give yourself a clever stage name, like “Tila Tequila.” Bonus points for alliteration. Double bonus points for alcoholic reference.

3. Put it all online.

4. Proclaim your own title, like “Madonna of MySpace.” Triple bonus points for additional use of alliteration.

5. Shamelessly promote it.

6. Take call from MTV.

7. Collect check.

“A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila,” makes it debut Oct. 9 on MTV. 16 men and 16 women will fight over who gets to date the Madonna of MySpace.

In 1927, Philo Farnsworth became the first inventor to transmit a television image. Ironically, that image was a dollar sign.

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