Act like a pig

14Aug07

Every actor has his 15 minutes… of shame. You do the job with the hopes that better work is around the corner. And, you need the money.

Good news for actors who need work. The L.A. County Fair is coming. And they need mascots.

Let’s break down the job description:

Candidates must be outgoing and energetic and will be responsible for promoting the L.A. County Fair as official costumed ambassadors of the Fair at local community events.

Translation: Play with everyone. Grope no one.

The ideal candidate should have a performing arts background with experience in either dance or drama, although all applicants will be considered.

Translation: We’d like to sucker actors and dancers into this job, but we’ll take anyone with a pulse.

Applicants must be comfortable interacting with a multitude of individuals in a community-based setting.

Translation: This is the L.A. County Fair, and you will get abused by kids, parents, and gang members with nothing better to do.

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