Wow. I can’t believed I got dressed up so I could answer stupid questions from entertainment reporter hacks. Thank you for knowing absolutely nothing about me, my movie, or my career. Thank you for lying about how great I look in some designer’s dress/tux. Thank you for making me get up on stage, in the round, so I could be self-conscious about addressing only half the audience, while the other half stares at my ass. Thank you for zooming in on the other nominees who just lost for a reaction shot. Thank you making me sit through all those wonderful miniseries and made-for-TV awards. Thank you for having a host who tried to be funny through inside American Idol jokes. Thank you for boring me. See you at the next awards show.
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