“Rich bought me a UCLA toothbrush… it’s blue & yellow….. pretty cool.”
Five minutes ago. Responding to questions about the Bruins’ chances at reaching another Emerald Bowl this season.

“I hope they aren’t any fuckers in there.”
Spoken yesterday to her boyfriend outside a Baskin-Robbins. Told in a random story today.

If you ever decide to make the jump and move to Los Angeles, and you want to know where to live, it doesn’t hurt to check out the Homicide Report from the L.A. Times.
My favorite is The Map, which shows you the exact location of dead bodies that litter the city. It comes [...]

“I’m gonna frickin’ kill you!”
Spoken out loud to a faceless Craigslist emailer, who continues to question the dimensions of Claire’s $10 table.

So the Giants are in town to play the Dodgers this week. Honestly, I never even knew this was a rivalry until I moved to L.A. But, it is. And it’s a nasty one. Add Barry Bonds to the mix, and expect bad things to happen. Bonds is one away [...]